The New Zodiac - Hello Ophiuchus!

Friday, January 14, 2011

After 30 years of being under the sagittarius sign, I am now under the sign Ophiuchus. The latest addition to our zodiac.

I have been very comfortable being a "Sagittarian(?)". I find my personality to be very consistent with the typical listed Sagittarius traits:

Traits of a Sagittarius:
  • Fun
  • Optimist
  • Good-natured
  • Sociable
  • Spiritual
  • Impatient
  • Fears responsibility
  • Self-indulgence
  • Fanaticism
  • Peter Pan syndrome
  • Tendency to gamble
But now, some hotshot astrologers want to knock me off my comfort zone by saying that the astrological chart we have learned to love and refer to during all those times of unbearable heartbreak have been "off" for the last 2500 years! I refuse to believe so. I have based 99% percent of my relationships on the Cosmopolitan Horoscope Supplement they send me once a year! (Of course I'm kidding...)

You are no longer the fair and level-headed Libra that you once were, instead, you wake up and you are now a promiscuous little Scorpio (no offense to the scorpio's out there...nothing wrong with a little promiscuity, we all could use some)!



Going back, I am now a Ophiuchus and these are supposedly me new traits:

• interpreter of dreams, premonitions
• attracts good luck
• serpent holder
• lofty ideals
• a seeker of peace and harmony
• doctor of medicine or science
• to add, increase, join or gather together
• poetical, inventive nature, expanding
• seeks higher education
• overseer, supervisor of work
• fame - either grand or completely misunderstood
• longevity, aspirations of healing the ills of man
• architect, builder, reaches for the stars
• tax assessor or levys taxes
• astrological talents, intuitive
• large family indicated, but apt to be separated from them when young
• the number twelve holds great significance
• foresight to benefit from hard times
• has secret enemies in family or close associations
• many jealous of this subject
• notable father, apple of father's eye when young
• high position in life expected [depending on aspects] highest fame and legend comes after death however
• feelings of granular, wise,
• likes to wear clothing of vibrant colors
• receives the favor of those in charge

Not too shabby I guess, especially the "high position in life expected" part, too bad it usually happens after I'm long dead and not around to enjoy it.

Life goes on, I don't think anybody really takes this 100% seriously anyway...for those curious, here's the new chart:

ARIES = APRIL 19 - MAY 13
TAURUS = MAY 14 - JUNE 19
GEMINI = JUNE 20 - JULY 20
CANCER = JULY 21 - AUG 9
LEO = AUGUST 10 - SEPTEMBER 15
VIRGO = SEPTEMBER 16 - OCTOBER 30
LIBRA = OCTOBER 31 - NOVEMBER 22
SCORPIO = NOVEMBER 23 - NOVEMBER 29
OPHIUCHUS = NOVEMBER 30 - DECEMBER 17
SAGITTARIUS = DECEMBER 18 - JANUARY 18
CAPRICORN = JANUARY 19 - FEBRUARY 15
AQUARIUS = FEBRUARY 16 - MARCH 11
PISCES = MARCH 12 - APRIL 18

5 comments:

eelectroCutee said...

yes, it's really shocking!!
I've been an aries for 19 years of my life and now suddenly I'm a pisces :(
it's just not right

Paislea Elyse said...

i love astrology!!

allister bee blog

Reese Milania said...

Hey I'm a sagittarius too :-)

http://reesemilania.blogspot.com/

Screamyourfeelingsout. said...

I'm following you back sweetie!

Sara.H said...

I am a scorpio and now I have become a Libra. No way I am going to accept this. I love my star :D

I am a new follower and I must say that you have a great blog :)

Hope you drop by my blog too. ^ ^

http://sarahassansblog.blogspot.com/

Friday, January 14, 2011

The New Zodiac - Hello Ophiuchus!

After 30 years of being under the sagittarius sign, I am now under the sign Ophiuchus. The latest addition to our zodiac.

I have been very comfortable being a "Sagittarian(?)". I find my personality to be very consistent with the typical listed Sagittarius traits:

Traits of a Sagittarius:
  • Fun
  • Optimist
  • Good-natured
  • Sociable
  • Spiritual
  • Impatient
  • Fears responsibility
  • Self-indulgence
  • Fanaticism
  • Peter Pan syndrome
  • Tendency to gamble
But now, some hotshot astrologers want to knock me off my comfort zone by saying that the astrological chart we have learned to love and refer to during all those times of unbearable heartbreak have been "off" for the last 2500 years! I refuse to believe so. I have based 99% percent of my relationships on the Cosmopolitan Horoscope Supplement they send me once a year! (Of course I'm kidding...)

You are no longer the fair and level-headed Libra that you once were, instead, you wake up and you are now a promiscuous little Scorpio (no offense to the scorpio's out there...nothing wrong with a little promiscuity, we all could use some)!



Going back, I am now a Ophiuchus and these are supposedly me new traits:

• interpreter of dreams, premonitions
• attracts good luck
• serpent holder
• lofty ideals
• a seeker of peace and harmony
• doctor of medicine or science
• to add, increase, join or gather together
• poetical, inventive nature, expanding
• seeks higher education
• overseer, supervisor of work
• fame - either grand or completely misunderstood
• longevity, aspirations of healing the ills of man
• architect, builder, reaches for the stars
• tax assessor or levys taxes
• astrological talents, intuitive
• large family indicated, but apt to be separated from them when young
• the number twelve holds great significance
• foresight to benefit from hard times
• has secret enemies in family or close associations
• many jealous of this subject
• notable father, apple of father's eye when young
• high position in life expected [depending on aspects] highest fame and legend comes after death however
• feelings of granular, wise,
• likes to wear clothing of vibrant colors
• receives the favor of those in charge

Not too shabby I guess, especially the "high position in life expected" part, too bad it usually happens after I'm long dead and not around to enjoy it.

Life goes on, I don't think anybody really takes this 100% seriously anyway...for those curious, here's the new chart:

ARIES = APRIL 19 - MAY 13
TAURUS = MAY 14 - JUNE 19
GEMINI = JUNE 20 - JULY 20
CANCER = JULY 21 - AUG 9
LEO = AUGUST 10 - SEPTEMBER 15
VIRGO = SEPTEMBER 16 - OCTOBER 30
LIBRA = OCTOBER 31 - NOVEMBER 22
SCORPIO = NOVEMBER 23 - NOVEMBER 29
OPHIUCHUS = NOVEMBER 30 - DECEMBER 17
SAGITTARIUS = DECEMBER 18 - JANUARY 18
CAPRICORN = JANUARY 19 - FEBRUARY 15
AQUARIUS = FEBRUARY 16 - MARCH 11
PISCES = MARCH 12 - APRIL 18

5 comments:

eelectroCutee said...

yes, it's really shocking!!
I've been an aries for 19 years of my life and now suddenly I'm a pisces :(
it's just not right

Paislea Elyse said...

i love astrology!!

allister bee blog

Reese Milania said...

Hey I'm a sagittarius too :-)

http://reesemilania.blogspot.com/

Screamyourfeelingsout. said...

I'm following you back sweetie!

Sara.H said...

I am a scorpio and now I have become a Libra. No way I am going to accept this. I love my star :D

I am a new follower and I must say that you have a great blog :)

Hope you drop by my blog too. ^ ^

http://sarahassansblog.blogspot.com/